The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness
When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.
The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness is a movie first shown in 1987. Runtime is 30 minutes. Status: Released. Genres: Comedy, Horror, TV Movie. TMDB score 8.0/10 from 3 votes.


































